Ben Flajnik is magical. He’s dreamy. He’s genuine. He is, if you choose to believe it, a real-life damn super hero.
Truth be told, Ben was on a date with Emily O’Brien, which ended up being a nerving jaunt up a bridge. Naturally, Emily was deathly afraid of heights – as was Ben, supposedly – and the two struggled to get to the top.
Editor’s note: the camera angles alone told just about everyone viewing that this climb was no easy task. I almost shat my pants just watching.
But really, it looked pretty frightening and understandably, it looked as though Emily’s dreamy date with Ben would end in embarrassment. But, as Ben put it, with Emily scared out of her mind and the two of them stuck in the middle of the bridge, he did all he could, and kissed her.
From that kiss on, Emily was empowered with the strength of a thousand men, had a whole different kind of “butterflies” and never looked back as she triumphed over the climb to the very tippy top of the bridge. It’s this awesome power of Ben’s kiss that had us thinking: if Ben’s kiss can eliminate a woman’s fear of heights and make her completely forget about the possibility of a certain death-plunge into the water below (or the sea of cars. that, too, would suck.), then what can’t Ben’s kiss do?
Here’s a quick list of some things we have a feeling Ben could solve with just one kiss:
Ben’s kiss could stop another bad Nicolas Cage movie from happening.
Ben’s kiss could add another 13 days to a Kim Kardashian marriage.
Ben’s kiss could make Clay Aiken hot and straight. Possibly still gay, though, too.
Ben’s kiss could make LeBron James clutch in the 4th quarter.
Ben’s kiss could make Nickelback an actually good band.
Ben’s kiss could make Sarah Palin smart.
Ben’s kiss could make Tim Tebow an accurate NFL quarterback.
What else, pray tell, could Ben’s kiss do? The possibilities are endless.