Bachelor 16 Drinking Game | Episode 4

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Wine is Ben's drink of choice, naturally.

The fourth episode of Bachelor Season 16 is upon us, as Ben Flajnik continues his journey for his wife through a sea of dental hygienists and sales associates.

The good thing is that he already cut a ton of drama and uglies with the three-fold dumping of Shawntel Newton, Erika Uhlig, and Jaclyn Swartz. As depressing as they all were last week and just in general, I find it equally depressing that I remember all three of their names without leaning on tape or past articles. That’s how far my anti-obsession with this show has gone.

However, as eye-opening as my new knowledge is, the best part truly is the fact that you can get drunk and laugh even harder at this show with our new Bachelor Drinking Games. Last week I begged you all to join me in taking a shot or a chug of your favorite brew every time Ben used his coined phrase, “Near and dear to my heart”.

To all of our dismay, he didn’t say the catch phrase ONCE in episode three, after saying it numerous times through the first two weeks. But I’m not giving up.

I encourage you – the boyfriend trying to earn brownie points, the husband with no spine, the friend with nothing better to do – to grab your favorite drink, and have at it again.

This time, we’re not putting all of our eggs in one basket, though. We’ll add one more key phrase to the lot, and see if we can’t pass out on the couch before our lady friend turns on a recorded copy (or seven) of Real Housewives or (cross your ingers) Say Yes to the Dress.

At least it wouldn’t be Gold Rush, right?

But I digress. Obviously we’re rolling with Ben’s favorite line “Near and dear to my heart” this week. Every time he says said phrase, you drink. And then you cross your fingers that he says it again. And again. And again.

And the other phrase to watch for (drumroll)…

Is any phrase involving “the right reasons“. So many of these girls wine and gossip about being there “for Ben” and “for the right reasons”, while complaining that others girls aren’t.

So, sit on the edge of your seat and watch for these phrases. Just make sure you have a drink ready to roll with.

Oh, and while you’re watching, try not thinking of Russell Brand every time you see that Courtney chick. Just think of her with a beard. Now ya got it…

The Bachelor Season 16 Episode 3 Drinking Game | “Near and Dear to My Heart”

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You guessed it, he holds that shirt near and dear to his heart.

We noted in our Bachelor 16 Episode 2 Review that our good ol’ pal Ben Frajnik says the phrase “near and dear to my heart” like, a lot. A lot as in, a shit ton. It’s getting to the point where it’s painful to hear it.

It’s partially painful because we actually kind of like Ben. He’s a genuine dude that fell in love with that Ashlee chic (Ashley, Ashli, Ashleyieieieei. I don’t care anymore) had his heart broken, and told her what was up instead of sugar coating it with “you’re the best. you’re awesome. you’re nice” ABC horse shit.

He is a real, rugged, wine-drinking dude. And we like him. We want to like him. But since we don’t actually watch the show he’s on by choice (thanks, hun), we also want to get drunk. Fast.

So, in an odd way, this new drinking game we’ve created (which we would LOVE for you to join in on) is all thanks to Benji (yeah, we’re still calling him that).

So play along. With Ben and us. Have your shots ready and in hand, and slam it back every time our favorite Bachelor says those increasingly annoying and sappy words – “near and dear to my heart”.

Tell your friends and spread the joy. Something tells me there will be a lot of sleep overs when The Bachelor’s third episode of Season 16 airs on Monday night.